Editing Ted (film) (section)

== Cast ==

* Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, Ted Wiggins's best friend who, as a child, wished he would come to life. An immature but mild-mannered slacker who loves to smoke pot with his best friend.
** Colton Shires as teenage John Bennett
** Bretton Manley as young John Bennett
* Seth MacFarlane as Ted Wiggins (voice and motion capture), John's teddy bear and best friend. John wished him to life when he was a kid, and the two have remained friends ever since. Ted grows up to be a crude, foul-mouthed, alcoholic teddy bear, but he is also a lovable cheeky-chappy and is highly protective of John, MacFarlane replaces Zac Efron in this film.
** Zane Cowans as young Ted
** Tara Strong (uncredited) as Ted's "I Love You" function
* Mila Kunis as Lori Collins
* Joel McHale as Rex
* Giovanni Ribisi as Donny, Ted's biggest fan and stalker
* Aedin Mincks as Robert, Donny's brutish son
* Patrick Warburton as Guy, John's co-worker
* Laura Vandervoort as Tanya, John's co-worker
* Matt Walsh as Thomas Murphy, John's boss
* Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn McCaffert
* Bill Smitrovich as Frank Stevens
* Alex Borstein as Helen Bennett,
* Ralph Garman as Steve Bennett
* Jessica Stroup as Tracy, Lori's co-worker
* Sam J. Jones as himself
* Ryan Reynolds (''uncredited'') as Jared
* Norah Jones as herself
* Tom Skerritt as himself
* Mike Henry as a Southern newscaster
* Robert Wu as Quan Ming / Ming the Merciless
* Ted Danson (''uncredited'') as himself
* Patrick Stewart as the Narrator
* Shawn Thornton as the enraged audience member